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June 13, 2010 | 11:17 AM |
"Steven Gerrard says, “The whole team is behind Rob Green.”
In retrospect, that’s a good place to stand."

Russell Brand, Twitter
June 12, 2010 | 01:25 PM |

Bit of advice - never read a pop-up book about giraffes

June 12, 2010 | 01:05 PM | 37 notes
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June 12, 2010 | 12:05 PM | 3 notes
"If you’ve never seen Peter Crouch do the robot; imagine a garden rake with epilepsy."

Jimmy Carr, 8 out of 10 Cats. (via mattwynn)
June 12, 2010 | 11:45 AM | 17 notes
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June 12, 2010 | 11:25 AM | 10 notes

Why are pianos difficult to open?

abetterdaughter:

Because the keys are inside.

June 12, 2010 | 11:00 AM | 4 notes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

dland411:

Nothing. It just waved!

June 12, 2010 | 10:14 AM |

England players, protect yourself from Emile Heskey by disguising yourself as a goal.

June 12, 2010 | 08:05 AM | 2 notes

Piracy is killing the music industry.

You try playing the guitar with a hook.

June 12, 2010 | 07:38 AM | 46 notes
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